Hmmm... not very much.
However, add a couple of flames, some sizzling steaks and a good deal of national pride, you will find it reaches 'next level' pretty soon.
Which pretty much sums up the National Braai Tour, happening this very second!
Headed up by national fireside icon, Jan Braai, the social rally kicked off in Johannesburg on Saturday 13 September.
During the following eight days, 33 teams of four will be winding their way across the country, overnighting in national parks as they go along. They will be covering more than 2 000km, eating steak every day and sharing every glorious moment on social media.
33 teams, 8 days, over 2000km, and more braais than you could shake your tongs at! This is the #braaitour pic.twitter.com/tNVG5ZIxOg
— braaitour (@braaitour) September 13, 2014
We've been living vicariously through the #braaitour hashtag on Twitter and Instagram and simply have to share some of the fun moments and amazing images with you!
Check them out:
Every #braaitour needs a supply chain pic.twitter.com/rwBojnQdtC
— Tank Lanning (@TankLanning) September 15, 2014
Hier gaan ons! #dag3 #braaitour @janbraai pic.twitter.com/AaJUjjm8XI
— kykNET TV (@kykNETtv) September 15, 2014
Crew taking the scenic route to @SANParks Golden Gate National Park. Beautiful. #braaitour pic.twitter.com/ddoHwfI62T
— braaitour (@braaitour) September 14, 2014
Day 2 of #braaitour. Google maps managing to take us on a seriously scenic route into Golden Gate National Park camp pic.twitter.com/2dQWvRKL4g
— Murray Turner (@Murray_Turner) September 14, 2014
@thelawry #braaitour pic.twitter.com/YZwIGi4I65
— Riana Theron (@Rianav6) September 14, 2014
Thanks again @HyundaiSA for our awesome #BraaiMob ride // Styling right across our beautiful country #braaitour pic.twitter.com/gEHGgn8h6K
— Roy Potterill (@roywrench) September 14, 2014
And Sparta has arrived at @SANParks Golden Gates National Park! We have the meat, we have the braais! #braaitour pic.twitter.com/Zl8EpVRZoN
— braaitour (@braaitour) September 14, 2014
@janbraai we stopped just in time. #braaitour at the Golden Gate National Park pic.twitter.com/szwZHS6ooS
— Chris Davies (@chrisdaviez) September 14, 2014
#braaitour pic.twitter.com/0YrLfo93tU
— Homo Erectus (@HomoErectusPTA) September 14, 2014
Are you on Braai Tour OR getting into the Braai Tour spirit - send us pics of your sizzling road trip to pics@traveller24.co.za