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Cape Town - Okay, okay, okay...kulungile-ke usumnqobile, niyakhiphana noma uyakhishwa niqonde ezindaweni eziphambili zokudla niqede niye ehhotela niyoqedela ubumnandi, nibuke nezinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni, uyakitazwa iziqhomo zivakashela amadlebe, kuwuju zonke ziwushukela.
Emuva ushiye umfazi ekhihla esikanandi, izinto zimuncu. Mhlawumbe umshayile umnakwenu, mhlawumbe umshiye emtshele emehlweni ukuthi akasamfuni sekukhona wena skhokhorikho omthinta emanonini, omthinta kamnandi.
Zonke zimjojo, zifresh zihamba ngolayini.
Umkhahlele ngebhuzu wayowela le umnakwenu, kodwa kuthiwa izinyembezi zomuntu aziweli phansi. Sekuwuwena-ke manje umdlali ophambili weshashalazi kubukwa wena nibambene ngocikicane emaMall ziyakhipha.
Umbiza ngamagama amnandi obabie, sweetie, Sthandwa sam, honey, njll...
Uphumile umnakwenu, vele ubusuwazi ukuthi ubrothers lo ubenevrou ungakafiki wena wayikhipha okwakho bewukuthi "hlukana nomakaLuyanda babie ngiyakuthanda kodwa ngifuna ukuba ngedwa kuwena."
OLUNYE UDABA:Ziqhenye uzazi dadewethu
Mawucabanga uphume kanjani umakaLuyanda? Kuthiwe babie angisakufuni asifake idivosi noma kuthiwe "ey ngikhathele ilo doti owupheka la endlini, amahembe ami uwa ayina o'double crease' umthetho wakho uyivila wena sf*** yazi ngamosha imali yami ngikulobola nxa arga maan lenebetholi, thwa impama esho ephuma ngomnyango ejahe wena "Miss perfect".
Yini efika emqondweni wakho? Kuyakujabulisa ukufaka ibhuzu enye intombazane?
Bathi isondo liyajikajika, uyofika u-21 year old ofresh wena usuno-40, uthi uyayikhenikha impahla enkulu ivele ifadalale kakhulu kunakuqala ususho nangeziqeda ezimanzi, sekushubile.
Phela opush up bra laba bafana namaphakethe amashibusi akwaSimba...ngicabanga ukuthi uyangithola.
Inyembezi zomuntu aziweli phansi kanti nesondo liyakikajika. Othi ngikuhlebele vele phela kuthiwa indoda ibhande lomtshelekwan, uma uyenza lento zidlalele ungafaki izinzipho ngoba uzogaxeka.
Bhasobha leyomoto izokushayisa #eziculela#
Ungazoba serious haibo #edlalisa ubhozo nekhanda#.
Emuva ushiye umfazi ekhihla esikanandi, izinto zimuncu. Mhlawumbe umshayile umnakwenu, mhlawumbe umshiye emtshele emehlweni ukuthi akasamfuni sekukhona wena skhokhorikho omthinta emanonini, omthinta kamnandi.
Zonke zimjojo, zifresh zihamba ngolayini.
Umkhahlele ngebhuzu wayowela le umnakwenu, kodwa kuthiwa izinyembezi zomuntu aziweli phansi. Sekuwuwena-ke manje umdlali ophambili weshashalazi kubukwa wena nibambene ngocikicane emaMall ziyakhipha.
Umbiza ngamagama amnandi obabie, sweetie, Sthandwa sam, honey, njll...
Uphumile umnakwenu, vele ubusuwazi ukuthi ubrothers lo ubenevrou ungakafiki wena wayikhipha okwakho bewukuthi "hlukana nomakaLuyanda babie ngiyakuthanda kodwa ngifuna ukuba ngedwa kuwena."
OLUNYE UDABA:Ziqhenye uzazi dadewethu
Mawucabanga uphume kanjani umakaLuyanda? Kuthiwe babie angisakufuni asifake idivosi noma kuthiwe "ey ngikhathele ilo doti owupheka la endlini, amahembe ami uwa ayina o'double crease' umthetho wakho uyivila wena sf*** yazi ngamosha imali yami ngikulobola nxa arga maan lenebetholi, thwa impama esho ephuma ngomnyango ejahe wena "Miss perfect".
Yini efika emqondweni wakho? Kuyakujabulisa ukufaka ibhuzu enye intombazane?
Bathi isondo liyajikajika, uyofika u-21 year old ofresh wena usuno-40, uthi uyayikhenikha impahla enkulu ivele ifadalale kakhulu kunakuqala ususho nangeziqeda ezimanzi, sekushubile.
Phela opush up bra laba bafana namaphakethe amashibusi akwaSimba...ngicabanga ukuthi uyangithola.
Inyembezi zomuntu aziweli phansi kanti nesondo liyakikajika. Othi ngikuhlebele vele phela kuthiwa indoda ibhande lomtshelekwan, uma uyenza lento zidlalele ungafaki izinzipho ngoba uzogaxeka.
Bhasobha leyomoto izokushayisa #eziculela#
Ungazoba serious haibo #edlalisa ubhozo nekhanda#.
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