A Disaster In The Kitchen

Yesterday I came home with my hands full. A chopping board tipped over and hit a bottle of olive oil. The bottle crashed to the floor. It smashed into many pieces. The kitchen floor was inundated with olive oil. I had a mess on my hands. I picked up all the pieces of glass. I got a big mop and cleaned up massive amounts of olive oil. After all of my work the kitchen floor was still slippery with olive oil. Luah made some constructive suggestions. I used other cleaners. But the floor stayed slippery. Elena came in. She solved the problem with a garden hose and copious amounts of soap and water. The floors are the cleanest that they have been in months.
Daniel Wessels 2014/08/25 12:33:07 PM
you should have rather had some wrestling in the oil, that is if Elana has a nice figure
No Ohno 2014/08/25 01:24:20 PM
This day would not have been the same if I could not have read your posting. Thanks for sharing that. Elena sounds like an unbelievable woman.
Goeie Donner 2014/08/25 02:03:21 PM
cool story bro
FatherChristmasConscience 2014/08/25 03:42:23 PM
Next time use fine sand or salt in huge amounts - it absorbs oil much better than any mop. Collect this oily mud with dust-pan. Now you can start to mop.
NoeNoe 2014/08/25 11:56:41 PM
We had a long shower at school. Eight people could stand next to each other and shower at the same time. We used to turn the water off and soap the shower floor. We used to sit down, kick off from one wall and see how hard we could hit the wall at the other end. Our bums used to get sore but were very clean.