Do not insult ZEUS

Do not insult ZEUS



You must not insult ZEUS. If you do, you will be struck down with Thunder.

It doesnt matter if the thunder comes from the sky or from IZINYOKA substation.



If you do, you will not enter Valhalla. No women and metal poles.

Your name will be written in the book of punishment. You will be punished. The wrath of wine will be mixed for you with 1000 scorpion stings.



You must be stoned by 24 elders in the city streets for blasphemy.



You must pick up an ox on your shoulders and walk for 50km.



Thou shalt not mock ZEUS. The flames of David Koresh will set fire to all those who insult ZEUS.



A chicken shalt calleth your name. You will appear before the council of snake oil merchants.



You will then receive 50 lashes from ODIN, who is Zeus's sky daddy.



You must then repent and kiss the priests feet. You must then kneel before a stone and moo like a cow 9000 times and maybe you will be forgiven or maybe unforgiven.



Peace to all. Peace be with you. Rub chicken fat on your forheads to be protect from evil spirit who lives in the drainpipe. Use disinfectant.



Do not insult ZEUS.



MY SHEEP SHALL HEAR MY VOICE





MemeMartin 2014-08-26 01:23:37 PM
SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE ATHEIST!!! PREACH IT BROTHER, PREACH OUR ATHEIST RELIGION FOR ALL TO HEAR!!! WE WORSHIP ATHEISM AND THE GOD OF STOOPID!!!
Kallie Karnallie 2014-08-26 01:28:04 PM
What about the sunscreen then?
KzA 2014-08-26 01:35:02 PM
Goin fer another badge there are ya ? Run outta shiite to write did ya ? Smoke some more nyaope next time. I am not religious. This was drivel....
Fanny Mc Pee 2014-08-26 01:47:46 PM
"You must be stoned by 24 elders in the city streets for blasphemy." Dunno about that, but I've been stoned with a couple of elders before. Does that count?
Shushu Tshegofatso Tshiloane 2014-08-26 01:51:09 PM
Ye be warned. Do not insult Zeus. See what wrath/punishment befalls those who heed not the warning? Lol. Religion neh!
David Allcock 2014-08-26 02:45:18 PM
ah jah rastafari.....stoned an all.....24 elders a day.....get up stand up for your rights....i love haellie salassie....all fa children that we meet will be the children of the most high....smoking the chalice in bookingham palace ..an all
Brent 2014-08-26 03:26:45 PM
would be real sad if it happened to you. lol
feet_like_fins 2014-08-26 05:56:22 PM
an article that shouts ignorance, especially of history and comparative religion
NotSoMysteriousBrony 2014-08-26 06:01:12 PM
That poor keyboard...
JP Mhle Ngcongo 2014-08-26 06:03:17 PM
I am Zeus. Thanks for telling them not to insult me. You will see my kingdom