Scientology - The new SCIENCE

Scientology - The New Science

All the debating between Creationism vs. Science. Now I give you the third factor, Scientology or Science v 2.0.

So Scientology or The New Science as it may be called, what is it?

It began in the 1950s by a man named Ron Hubbard, (who sat in the cupboard, eating curds and whey).

He created a New Religion, called Scientology which is the only religion that actually allows you to believe in THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION or BIG BANG, modern science.

This scientology religion, it doesnt matter what God you believe in or what you dont believe in, as long as we all tolerate one anothers views, religious or atheistic and that our views (if religious) are kept private to ourselves, like using the toilet.

Finally, a religion that is TOLERANT of others.

Scientology, The new science.


Martin Frank Marriott

My sheep shall hear my voice.
QuickandDirty 2014-08-21 09:06:24 AM
Scientology has very little to do with science.
Al de Coning 2014-08-21 09:07:22 AM
Except that Scientology was 'created' as a pyramid scheme to enrich those at the top. In my honest opinion - you are just another troll...
MerryMartin 2014-08-21 09:12:28 AM
I was going to make a serious comment to this then decided that it has clearly been written tongue-in-cheek... So, given that Scientology apparently is actually based on SCIENCE, (according to Martin Frank Marriott, that is), and as it is widely believed that all atheists are actually scientists, or at the very least worship science, then clearly all atheists must be Scientologists? Ja well no fine Who knew?
still faithless 2014-08-21 09:14:06 AM
Scientology, because the usual god viruses aren't bad enough...
Edward Spainell 2014-08-21 09:14:41 AM
A tolerant religion that sues anyone that publishes negative information about them?
Coenraad Van Der Westhuizen 2014-08-21 09:19:39 AM
The creation of a late mad sci-fi writer because there weren't enough ways to polish religious t**ds into new and exciting ways in order to leech money off gullible people...
Bear Daar 2014-08-21 09:28:38 AM
Scientology, for when normal stupid just aint enough.
Brian Macdougall 2014-08-21 09:33:11 AM
I will see your scientology and raise you one flying spaghetti monster... the noodly appendaged One for the WIN
Richard Cypher 2014-08-21 09:52:09 AM
Just to confirm, this was written tongue-in-cheek, right?
Craig Sables 2014-08-21 09:52:57 AM
2000 years from now L. Ron the prophet will be worshiped as a savior with special powers.