WHO'S WHO IN SA: A CYNICAL GUIDE

Okay. Let's do it. 

Cynicism: sarcastic; mocking 

:showing contempt for accepted standards of behaviour, esp of honesty or morality: the politician betrayed his promises in a cynical way. 

Give me a cynical guide to the following individuals:

 
1. julius malema (juju)

2. malusi gigaba (you may want to refer to my earlier article: http://www.news24.com/mynews24/the-department-of-home-affairs-story-20140822 ) also read the subsequent ones: http://mg.co.za/article/2014-06-12-the-mystery-gigaba-bank-account

the guy gives me willies whenever i look at his picture. haha. 

3. jacob zuma (the shower man!)

4. gwede mantashe 

5. jackie selebi

6. pallo jordan (doesn't even have a certificate of attendance haha)

7. Lindiwe Mazibuko

8. helen zille

9. mamphela ramphele

10. mmusi maimane (did you know that he has a white wife?)

11. lindiwe sisulu

12. baleka mbete

13. thuli madonsela

14. mosiuoa lekota

15. patricia de lille

16. thabo Mbeki

17. zwelinzima vavi

18. bheki cele

19. nathi mthethwa

20. mangosuthu Buthelezi

21. schabir shaik

22. mac maharaj

23. cyril ramaphosa