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In fact, one account, Fifty Sheds of Grey was even published as a book a while back and proved to be a huge hit with the masses.
However, if you thought the abovementioned spoof was hilarious, then allow us, courtesy of Buzzfeed, to introduce you to Fifty Shades of Gran.
We kid you not.
And yes, it’s just as hilarious and squirm-worthy as you’d imagine it to be.
Check out some of the “gems”below. Also, I’m sorry in advance.
Because who says dentistry isn’t sexy?
She stared up at me, smiled seductively and slowly bit her lip. Those new dentures were taking a while to get used to.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) January 22, 2015Sometimes things can get just a little too messy
She moaned as the sudden spurt of hot white liquid soaked her quivering cleavage. It was the third time she'd spilt her Horlicks that week.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) January 25, 2015When licking the tip doesn’t mean what you think it means
Her eyes narrowed as her tongue moved around her lips before licking the tip. It isn't easy threading a needle when you're in your eighties.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) February 4, 2015What’s all the buzzing about?
She turned it on and a strange tingling flooded her body as it pulsed, buzzed & teased sensuously. Why had she never used a foot spa before?
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) February 6, 2015Let’s go postal
I was shocked to open the door and see a frenzied, urgent, heaving mass of bodies. There's nothing like the post office on pension day.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) February 9, 2015For more hysterical and cringe-inducing tweets, check out the rest of the Fifty Shades of Gran twitter account. It looks like this one is also well on its way to becoming a book.
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