Dat Plane in Ukraine, Putin & a Comedy of errors

As a last word... I crack myself up! Hysteria is the only option.

Firstly we have an in depth analysis from a German Pilot . After studying the photographic evidence, he says: 

The facts speak clear and loud and are beyond the realm of speculation: The cockpit shows traces of shelling! You can see the entry and exit holes. The edge of a portion of the holes is bent inwards. These are the smaller holes, round and clean, showing the entry points most likely that of a 30 millimeter caliber projectile. The edge of the other, the larger and slightly frayed exit holes showing shreds of metal pointing produced by the same caliber projectiles. Moreover, it is evident that at these exit holes of the outer layer of the double aluminum reinforced structure are shredded or bent – outwardly! Furthermore, minor cuts can be seen, all bent outward, which indicate that shrapnel had forcefully exited through the outer skin from the inside of the cockpit. The open rivets are are also bent outward." 

What this suggests, is not a BUK Missile at all, but air to air strikes from both directions at the cockpitt. And we know that the Plane In Ukraine was followed by two Ukrainian Jets. He goes on to say: 

"I am not given to hover long in the realm of speculation, but would like to invite others to consider the following : The MH 017 looked similar in it’s tricolor design to that that of the Russian President’s plane. "

Then we have a report from Zero Hedge which ends: 

"Which leaves us with one question - What happened between The White House and Putin (and perhaps Merkel)  that ended with this lowering the tone of the debate?

I think Putin said something along the lines of: 

 “ F*CK U! You missed! You got the wrong plane!

It must be a real soap opera in the background there. What with fake passportsdecomposing bodies and Kiev frantically trying to bomb the crash site and get rid of all evidence even though it has been declared a no combat zone. Geez what are they trying to hide? Or rather destroy? 

 Fake YouTube spliced videos; outdated google maps with grade two kiddy marking; fake satellite images posted on twitter; Yulia of the "Nuke the Russians" fame tearing her platte out; Yets walking off stage left with his tail between his legs; the on going comedy skits with Psaki and Marie at the state department; Royal Dutch Shell suddenly pulling out of the Fracking deal around Donesk for some unknown reason… and Ukie Kiev   militia defecting left and straight across the border into Russia carrying white flags and begging for safety, … and the Kiev government in punch ups every second day…

In spite of Dr. Paul Roberts warnings about WW3, and Putin's advisor  bascially saying the same thing, we really do have the makings of a Hollywood block buster comedy here, that is if you can put aside for one moment the US/NATO  threat of sanctions and a new Cold War and/or  a "poof go all of us" Thermo Nuclear five minute blow it all away, Wham! Bam!  Thank You Maa'm! . 

Maybe we can pull Donald Sutherland out of the woodwork, and he can do that tank thing again to the tune of “Burning Bridges!”  And P-leeeeeeeaaazzzzzzzzzzze,  don't forget about the Gold!