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We don’t know how we only found out about this today, but according to The Daily Mail, an angry wife recently cut off her cheating husband’s penis with a pair of blunt scissors.
Surgeons managed to sew it back on (they seem to have great success with this type of operation), but sadly for the husband, his wife later sneaked into his hospital room and cut it off AGAIN! This time chucking it out the window.
Unfortunately for Fan Lung (the husband), the doctors couldn’t find the penis the second time, making it impossible for them to re-reattach it. As The Daily Mail reported, rather unnecessarily if you ask me, the organ was probably found and eaten by a stray dog or cat.
I am not going to lie. I gave a bark of shocked laughter when I read this story – merely because it is so insane. But the reactions I’m seeing on social media are kind of worrying. A lot of people seem to think that this is somehow funny, in a wacky American Pie XVII or Something About Mary kind of way.
Guys, this is not funny. This is mutilation and grievous bodily harm.
Worse, some people are saying that he deserved it for cheating on his wife. I’m going to write this in caps so that I’m sure the message is clear:
WE DO NOT MUTILATE PEOPLE WHO HURT OUR FEELINGS.
Feng Lung (the wife) is currently under arrest. I hope they lock her up for a long time.
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